Is there a PMS song?

Grr, I love how when I ask my dad to do something like...I dunno...make the heat go back on so my fingers don't fall off he just sits there like a dog watching jeopardy.

"The court understood that if bigots have a 1st Amendment right to exclude gays, then enlightened institutions have a 1st Amendment right to exclude bigots," said E. Joshua Rosenkranz

We'll douche?!

Me: so i was listening to the radio today
Me: and there was an ad for channel 5 reality shows
Me: and at the end the slightly odd voiced chick says "watch, we'll dish"
Me: and i swear for two minutes i thought she said "watch, we'll doushe"
Me: douche?
*JFearstheMan: douche
Me: i don't know how to spell it
JFearstheMan: heh
Me: but anyway, the point is, i was imagining woman sitting around, watching tv in guacamole masks with towels on their heads...douching....
Me: people really should learn to ennunciate
JFearstheMan: especially on the radio
Me: indeed
Me: :-)
Me: and how do you know how to spell douche and i don't?
JFearstheMan: it's french?
Me: for "vagina washing thingy"?
JFearstheMan: for wash**
Me: hehehe
JFearstheMan: close, though =P
Me: i like my definition better

*Screen names may be changed by Robin because certain people fear the spambots finding his screen name

**Correction: "douche" actually means "shower" in French NOT "wash"

I really want some croutons....

So yeah, have you ever randomly wanted to be friends with someone you don't even know? I was in Barnes and Noble today and they were playing this ridiculously obnoxious Christmas music. Like some old guys CD of Christmas Carols and they were all good songs and he had an alright voice, but the way he sang....seriously, you can listen to one maybe two songs tops before wanting to break stuff. So I was on my way out the door and this girl is like bolting out the door behind me and she just turns to me with this kinda of tired smile and goess "These Christmas songs are driving me crazy" and starts walking to her car. And for some reason I just got this feeling like "Oh wow, be my friend! That's exactly what I was thinking but didn't realize it and you have neon green on your sneakers and walk really fast so we should totally be friends!" Of course by that time we had both gotten in our cars and driven away, but it was weird.

Don't want to go to claaassss....

Natalie Portman's favorite curse word is Arabic for "Your mother's vagina"...

!!!

I totally have a girly crush on her now....

No chocolate?!?!

Have you had your kitten break today?

Imagine the squeals that were going through my house when I found that site? Heh. And not just from me, either. My Mom saw it and went all "AWW" and "EEE, lookatthat!!" and sat there going through kitten pictures while my dad and I waited for her to stop so we could unpause the television, hehe.

My own kitty seems to be ignorine me lately. That's rather upsetting. I think I confused her, she had been sleeping on my bed a bunch before I started feeling all sick. Then I spent a few nights on the couch downstairs and I think now she's mad at me or something for leaving her alone on the bed? Silly cat. Must find a way too lure her back. Heeeere kitty kitty....!!!

Yeah, so tums is my new friend. I'm already on my second little pack of them and I only got them on Tuesday...but they're small packs? Whatever, I'm trying to not take them very often, but they really have been helping. I hope that all this medicine and stuff will work. I'm already feeling better than I did a few days ago.


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We interrupt this entry to say that I just was on the phone with the doc clarifying what I can and cannot eat.....I'M NOT SUPPOSED TO EAT CHOCOLATE!!! ::cries::

People who know me...seriously...you understand how this is a problem right? I mean Linda and Mari like to come over to my house because we have a jar full of chocolate chips we can snack on...sigh.....so....who knows of good bland foods I can eat?

:-\

Sometimes I really miss my old neighborhood in NY. Seriously, where I used to live was a really nice place with really nice people and lots of great little stores and parks and all that stuff. Sometimes I want to go and get a nice little apartment there and live there with a cat and a dog and it could be so fun. Ladida.

I'm still feeling not great. That whole feeling justified thing was rather silly, as I didn't realize that even though the doctor told me what she thinks is wrong with me, I'm still gonna feel pretty crappy for a little while. Hopefully I will start feeling better over the next few days. I'm a little scared that this medicine/diet thing won't work and that there'll be something else wrong with me. ::fear::

Also, I think I've actually lost weight from this whole thing! Which is not that great, 'cause hi, I'm already pretty damn skinny. But I looked in the mirror this morning and my face looks skinnier! Eesh!

I have to go...do stuff...I don't know what...bye bye....

She's chic but she's not shady...

How much do I wish I could dance like the chicks in the Lenny Kravitz video? They are amazing! And sexy as hell! And looking like they're having so much fun! I wanna learn to do that!

And no, I don't mean Sarah Jessica Parker...she's in the commercial, not the video. :-P

Btw, the song is awesome, too.

Ashlee Simpson Syndrome

I'm sick! Like actually sick! And for some reason this makes me feel good...okay, let me explain. I've been all "Ow, my tummy hurts" for at least a few days now and my mom has pretty much been like "You're a whiner, get over it," and stuff. Which is so not fun when you don't feel good and want your mommy to be nice to you. She wasn't mean, she just had that great Mom thing down where she would make faces at me and think up every excuse in the book why I wasn't actually sick.

So this morning I was getting a ride from her and on the way felt REALLY sick. So I told her I didn't think I could go to class and that I wanted to go home. So she was like, "Fine, but I think you could probably go" which I hate when people do that because they don't know how sick you actually feel. Well on the way home, I started to feel even more sick. Like "Pull over I'm gonna hurl all over your car and stick you with the cleaning bill" sick. Heh, graphic, no? Don't worry, I didn't actually do that, I just needed to not be in the moving car. So yeah, on the way home she was asking me all these questions like "Is anything wrong in school? Are you upset about Grandma? Is this because Mars is in retrograde? Etc. etc." thinking it's all in my head. Also pretty annoying. I stopped faking sick in high school....mostly. But yeah, annoying.

So to shut her up I decided to go to the doctor, since if I'm voluntarily going to the doctor I must feel pretty ucky. Plus I actually was feeling pretty ucky. So I went and guess what! I was right! I AM sick! In your face!...How sad is it that this makes me happy? Haha...well not happy, just now I feel justified. Apparently I have some lovely acid thingy and have to take medicine for a month and not eat spicey food or caffeine for awhile. Boo. No frappacinos for me. Not even caffeine tea. Oh well. I'm happy that it's something that is not too bad and can be fixed pretty easily. Hopefully, that is. I'm supposed to go back if it doesn't work in a week. But yeah. Kinda relieved. And actually my mom was kinda relieved to because she was secretely worried about me and hiding it by being slightly obnoxious. Which is obviously the best way to handle things. Now I need a nap. Bye bye.

Krank this...

This movie "Christmas with the Kranks" kinda pisses me off. I know this probably isn't the premise of the movie, but the commercials make it seem like not celebrating Christmas is like a huge crime. Which, y'know, as someone who doesn't celebrate Christmas....I give a very big Hey, what's your problem?!

Second childhood....

So my body seems to have trained itself into only wanting to sleep four hours at a time. I fell asleep at around 3:30 or so, I think, and now it's 8 and I've been awake for about 45 minutes. Although maybe I woke up because the heat is on so high I feel like turning the air conditioning on....though that might be kinda pointless. But the heating in my house is insane. Yesterday there was no heat, today there's too much. Crazy heating.

Since I'm up so early I decided I want to watch Sesame Street. Because I can't remember the last time I watched it. I seem to have missed it, though. I caught the very end and that was just that weird Elmo world thing they do now. Have you ever noticed that little kids ALWAYS know when Sesame Street is on? They don't have watches, they can't tell time, some of them can't even count up to 5, but they always know when it's time to watch Sesame Street. Must be some kind of 6th sense. A way better one than the seeing dead people thing.

So then I was thinking about if someday I got famous and got to be on Sesame Street for a day. How cool would that be? I'd give Big Bird a hug. And Snuffy. That would be awesome.

More proof that I'm 5 today: I want a puppy.

::feels dirty::

Why do the people at the Bagel Chateau insist on making fun of me for very politely asking that they don't give me a pickle with my bagel? I'm saving them money! I'm making sure not to waste food! I don't like pickles, so them giving me one is silly and a waste. Silly Bagel Chateau.

It's very hot in my house, I must fix this.

The advisor of the radio station said he thought we had the best show on the air. Whoo!! Too bad he's the only one who listens to it....

Did I really say COCKfights?!?!

So I've been thinking...if pokemon were real...wouldn't it be illegal? Pitting animal like creatures against each other in battles to the unconcious? I mean....it's like cockfights, right? And that's not legal....and chickens aren't even that cute....why on earth would we let cute little fuzzy things try and kill each other for sport? Why are we teaching this to our children?!?! What are we doing to the world?!?!?!?

Yeah...Robin needs a hobby....like whoa*....


*hehe how much do I love Mya for making up that expression?!?! hahahahahahaahhahahaha

The Return of Robin and Philippe's Conversations of AWESOMENESS

Robin: there is nothing on tvvvvv
Philippe: there's pornography
Robin: i don't have that channel
Philippe: haha
Philippe: but you would if you could
Robin: hehe i wasn't even thinking that, but...
Robin: actually porn is kinda gross
Robin: too many fluids
Philippe: lol
Philippe: they're all natural
Robin: so is urine, but you don't see me watchin' people pee
Philippe: well pee is technically stuff you excrete, the ahem fluids are produced by the body
Robin: ew at that bit of knowledge
Philippe: lol
Philippe: you like it
Robin: yeah, the same way that you like other boys
Robin: sexually
Philippe: lol you know very well I'm not gay
Robin: hehehe
Robin: hence my point
Philippe: yeah okay you got me

Rat with wings...

This has to be one of the sweetest things I've ever seen. A baby rat somehow ended up in a bird cage and the birds started raising it!! Check it out.

"Rat Bird" feels at home

Speaking of hot people...

Did you know I used to have this insane raging crush on Noah Wyle? I can't help it. I like the nerdy boys. And he's hot, I don't care what you say.

Unfortunetely, as ER started to suck more and they gave Carter all the drug addicted baby's daddy storylines I lost interest in both the show and him.

But then I saw a commercial for this and my raging crush has been restored. And yes, I know that title is cheesy is hell and the movie is probably crap, but he's just so cute. So I'll totally be watching that.

On another note, Matthew Perry during his diet pill phase....not so hot.

All Robins should be so hot...

Okay, Donald Trump's secretary on The Apprentice totally makes me proud to be named Robin.

....high above the mucky muck...*

Dude...I just realized I forgot to go to radio this week...ahhh!!! My cohost is totally gonna kick my ass...aw...I wish I had his sn so I could apologize...and also so I could tell him how we HAVE to play Tenacious D on Tuesday because it kicks ass.

Also, my head hurts. Boooo.

And Christina Aguilera used to be really hot...what the hell did she do, man?!

*2nd entry this week with a title from the same song. Tee hee. So great.

Okay, perhaps there is some sort of curse going on? Because now Bush is still president AND they're taking Case Closed off Adult Swim. ::is way more upset than she should be::

...with MIND BULLETS!!!!

Okay, I'm done moping over the election, I think. On to other things...

Thanksgiving's coming up! Exciting. I've always really loved Thanksgiving, I'm not sure why. When I was little and we lived in the city my parents took me to the parade a few times. It was always fun. I loved the balloons, especially Big Bird, hehe. I somehow remember Big Bird with his silly hat turning around a corner and bobbing over a building and that it was really exciting and fun. I also remember one year standing by this really annoying girl who was in 2nd grade and kept telling me how she could read at a 6th grade level and would read all the banners to me. It's amazing how I could get so annoyed by someone when I was that young, ha. I'm not sure if I could read the banners myself at the point or not, but I do know she was pissing me the hell off.

So yeah, I like the parade, annoying girls aside. :-) I also remember one year it ended up snowing quite a bit and we left early. On the way home we saw Santa in person and then saw him again on TV at home. It was really fun.

Plus I think I like Thanksgiving because everyone can celebrate (at least everyone in this country). It's one of the few holidays I actually celebrate along with all of my friends.

Plus, aw, warm fuzzy feelings. Also..no school.

Alright...enough of that...I need some sleep I think, I'm starting to sound sillier than usual. Night night.

P.S. I've rediscovered Tenacious D. YES.

David

I'm just pissed and upset and ranting, I was talking in general ides, not solid this or that.

Faith

...and when they came for me, there was no one left to speak...

I hate this world today. I hate this country. I don't want to live in a country where someone else can decide what I can do with my own body. Or who I'm allowed to love or marry. Or when I have to pay money for someone else to send their kids to schools where they can be taught how my ancestors and I are murderers, devils, and bound for hell. And I know it's not supposed to work like that anymore, but you can't tell me that it doesn't ever happen.

I don't want to live in a country where someone else's faith rules over me. I'd rather live in America. Y'know. Where the church and the state are kept as far from each other as humanly possible. Where my body, my soul, and any other part of me is mine and mine alone to do with what I wish. I have faith. I have a lot of faith. But it's my faith. Not yours. And I don't mind that at all. I want you to have your own faith. Even if you don't have any faith at all. I don't mind. It's not my place to tell you what to do. And when did that become a bad thing? When did that make a person untrustworthy?

On another note, I got yet another call today telling me that my mother and I need to take better care of my grandmother and do we know she wanders around at night and can't we get someone to take care of her and why don't we do something. Because it's easy for people to call and complain about how she's bothering them and tell us how to deal with it rather than trying to help us out.

I'm sick of people telling me what to do today. And I'm sick of people being mean. And I'm sick. Of this. Completely.

...like white on rice...

So I'm tired and feel sick and yucky. I have yet to memorize lines for my scene tomorrow. And this elections business is not so much making me happy.

Although Dan Rather did say "We're on this like white on rice" which did kinda make me want to giggle.

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