::feels dirty::
Why do the people at the Bagel Chateau insist on making fun of me for very politely asking that they don't give me a pickle with my bagel? I'm saving them money! I'm making sure not to waste food! I don't like pickles, so them giving me one is silly and a waste. Silly Bagel Chateau.
It's very hot in my house, I must fix this.
posted by Robin @ 2:26 PM
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Pickles don't last forever, you know. If they don't give the pickle to you, maybe it will go bad.
At Coldstone I know I get annoyed when people ask for "a tiny amount" or "like half of that" of ice cream. There are standards; standards are supposed to be observed. I am to serve them a certain portion of ice cream. That is that. The rest is up to their discretion, but they should not violate my discretion by making up new serving sizes. Granted a pickle is somewhat different since it is a qualitative deduction from the order, but it is still part of the package.
On the other hand, the pickles could be cursed. Black magic is a powerful thing, not to be trifled with, and the mere act of accepting their complimentary demon pickle could make you talk backwards or salivate lemon juice or...or, or cause you to compulsively spend all of your money on bowties! Next time you go, carry a big crucifix or wear a Jesus mask and I bet they'll keep their black shadow pickles to themselves...
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