The Return of Robin and Philippe's Conversations of AWESOMENESS

Robin: there is nothing on tvvvvv
Philippe: there's pornography
Robin: i don't have that channel
Philippe: haha
Philippe: but you would if you could
Robin: hehe i wasn't even thinking that, but...
Robin: actually porn is kinda gross
Robin: too many fluids
Philippe: lol
Philippe: they're all natural
Robin: so is urine, but you don't see me watchin' people pee
Philippe: well pee is technically stuff you excrete, the ahem fluids are produced by the body
Robin: ew at that bit of knowledge
Philippe: lol
Philippe: you like it
Robin: yeah, the same way that you like other boys
Robin: sexually
Philippe: lol you know very well I'm not gay
Robin: hehehe
Robin: hence my point
Philippe: yeah okay you got me