And in the end, the love we take...

I say this in all seriousness. Please do not conduct any feuds on my blog.

The post with the picture was a joke, not meant to be directed at anyone in particular. I wrote it particularly to try and make people NOT fight with each other and to just laugh at things instead. Because fighting over my underwear is rather silly. Underwear should not be a source of drama, but only a source of amusement! C'mon! It's UNDERWEAR. How old were you when you finally stopped giggling like mad everytime that word was spoken aloud? I know I certainly haven't stopped...

Chill, people. Let's all be friends. All we are saaaayiiiiiiinnnggg......Yeah, I'ma stop there with that.

It's okay, you can look...

Today I went into my favorite clothing store that I can't afford ANYTHING in except maybe some random furniture accesories. I found a dress I had seen there months ago. It was beautiful and would cost me a week and a half's pay (which is way more than I'd ever pay for a dress that wasn't for a prom or a wedding or something like that). I found my size, tried it on, and hoped it would look all funny and awkward on me so that I'd no longer want it. It didn't, it looked lovely and made me feel pretty. So I took two pictures of me wearing it with my camera phone, changed, gave the dress to the nice dressing room lady and left without the pretty dress. But at least I have the pictures. Kinda makes me feel better about it. I'd never have any reason to wear that dress anyway, so now I have my little camera phone pictures of me wearing it to make me smile when I think "Ooh, that was a pretty dress".

Before this I had gone to Starbucks to sit and read and drink a frappacino. Outside there was a black lab puppy (I <3 black labs) that all these women were taking their little toddlers to say hi to. This was possibly the first time, or one of the first times at least, that these kids had been around a dog. You might think they'd be scared, but it was amazing. This one little boy looked at the puppy a little warily at first, then gave this huge smile and his whole face lit up and he started waving his hand towards the dog to pet it. It made me feel very happy.

At the same time this was going on, though, there was this rather large kinda construction worky looking guy who'd fallen asleep on the couch in Starbucks. That was amusing enough, but the really funny thing was that the guy was SNORING. And not just light little snoring like a lot of people do. This was full out lawnmower snoring. It was hilarious. I had to get up and go outside eventually 'cause I just could not concentrate. I mean, it was funny, but I don't want to drink frappacinos and read with someone snoring...'cause it's kinda gross. I'm trying to enjoy frozen mint mocha goodness and there's this big snotty snore noise. Yuck. But it was still funny, I started giggling and hoping that people around me would notice, but either they didn't or didn't think it was so amusing 'cause no one else laughed or said anything. Boo, people. Sense of humor is good. Yes indeed.

When I went outside, some guy was walking by and was kinda yelling something at someone. I only heard the end, something like "...oh, I'm jealous". I have looked up just with my eyes for a second then changed my mind...the guy apparently saw this 'cause he turned to me while walking away and said, "It's okay, you can look." Weirdo. Eesh. What'd he think I was doing? Checking him out. No thanks, I'm good. He kinda looked like Bruce Willis but...sweaty. Or something.

PSA

People..seriously...calm the fuck down.

Yes I know writing about underwear might attract some unwanted attention, but so will writing about the people at work who rent lots of porn and don't rewind it. Whatever. Hitting on me when I don't know you is kinda creepy though, so if you were planning on that...please don't. You'd be horribly disappointed. Because you see, I know I've posted things that make it seem as though I'm a little 20 year old girl. But in reality, I look like this:



But y'know, don't judge me completely on that...I was on my period that day, so I was a little bloated.

Truly Outrageous

P.S. My Jem shirt came today. It rocks my world.

Stuff

I don't really like thongs. On me that is. I guess they could be cute, but honestly I just feel like I have a giant wedgie when I wear them. And wedgies aren't sexy. So the only time I wear a thong really is when I'm completely out of other clean underwear. And no, I don't wear granny panties, my panties are plenty pretty, but if I had to choose between thongs and grannies....honestly, I'd probably have to go for the grannies. Wedgies are so uncomfortable!!

Also...

I am perfectly content watching silly cartoon shows meant for young children. If there's nothing good on but Arthur or Krypto the Superdog, hey, s'all good. Least I don't have to think too much about it.

I have no words...
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This would be me at about age 9 in Disneyworld. Goofy describes the both of us pretty well, eh?

I will never be able to sell someone a Nerds Rope again without thinking of this.

PS It's funny that anything I say to Linda or Jake seems to get back to the other one and then they tell me about it and then I go to the other one "You told Linda/Jake that?" and it just goes in a big triangle. That definitely happened more than once tonight. Amusing!

Nanananananananananananana

Batman Begins is AMAZING. And that's a lot from me 'cause I'm not really a Batman kinda girl, but I really loved this movie. It's nice to see a comic book hero being treated as an actual character and the movie not just being all cheesy bullshit. The movie was actually very real feeling and I liked it, I really got into the story and the character. And Christian Bale makes a fantastic Batman. I could go on and on about this movie and how wonderful it is, but I'm tired and I also don't want to spoil anyone.

Also, hanging out with people was really great. I haven't seen anyone in a really long time. I wish I could have stayed longer, but oh well. Maybe next time. I already have plans with Jake and Linda for trying to get me drunk. Which will be amusing no matter what 'cause either I'll get drunk and it'll be funny or Linda and Jake will get drunk and I'll just laugh at them. Fantastic.

Mm, sleepy now. G'night.

A real update? Nope. Fakeout.

Everyone I IM tonight leaves soon afterward.

I fear a conspiracy.

::self esteem drops 6 points::

I would really like a milkshake right now. Or a frappacino. Whichever.

And you thought it was just my cat...

Cats use fax as toilet, spark Japan house fire

It's a conspiracy, I tell you...

Scheidenwhat?

I like PostSecret.com a lot. For one, people do some really cool artwork. And even though some of the secrets are rather eerie (like the one that said "Everyone who knew me before 9/11 thinks I'm dead" with a picture of the towers), it's really oddly comforting to realize that everyone really has some freakish aspect of them that they think no one will really understand or they find shameful. It makes you feel a little better about your own freakish parts. Sometimes it's 'cause you read something about someone that you identify in yourself. Sometimes it's that scheidenfreude (if I spelled that right someone totally owes me money) thing...taking pleasure from someone else's pain ('cause hey, at least it's not you with the problem!)

Like I said, I like it a lot. Sometimes there is rarely anything quite as comforting as a good secret.

Bad grammer really bugs me.

Look out!

Big spider! Big ass mutherfuckin spider on my wall! And it was on MY LEG before. EW.

But I'm not going to squish it 'cause maybe it'll get any other bugs that may be around? Also, 'cause it's big and if I squished it, it'd make a crunchy noise and I simply could not deal.

Ooh, hey, kitty is here....maybe she'll eat it! Yay kitty, she's on my bed, she'll protect me from the spider, I hope. Kitties totally rule. 'Specially mine.

Hrm...of course as soon as I wrote that she decided to mutiny and attempt to chew my arm off and then run away. Freakjob cat. Oh well. Still love her, even if she does thing my elbow is yummy.

Um...am I the only one who gets body wash stuck in my belly button?


Time for work.

awkward's got a lot of w's in it

Mood swing much, Robin?

Sorry 'bout that.

Anyway, I'm in a bathrobe right now. And nothing else! Sex-ay.

I got a raise! Yay! That made me really happy. Unfortunetely right after getting a raise, I got a parking ticket. Apparently I am a victim of "the parking nazi". I'm going to possibly go to the police station and see if I can talk my way out of it. I wasn't really doing anything illegal, I was just parked for too long in the lot because I was at work and couldn't leave to move my car, so maybe they'll take pity? It's not like there's really anywhere else in town to park that doesn't have some kind of time restriction on it. Sigh. Oh well. I'ts only 20 bucks, so if I actually do have to pay it I guess it's not so awful.

I've been downloading Lost episodes onto my computer because the first ep was on the other day and now I keep wanting to watch more. Mm, monsters. And hot castaways. What could be better?

I just told Linda I needed estrogen. Ew. I meant I need girls to hang out with and I was trying to be clever, but instead it came out all...gross.

Bye now.

It's insensitive prick day!

It's fun, no?

And another summer of exile begins...




Think I'd be used to it by now...