Look out!

Big spider! Big ass mutherfuckin spider on my wall! And it was on MY LEG before. EW.

But I'm not going to squish it 'cause maybe it'll get any other bugs that may be around? Also, 'cause it's big and if I squished it, it'd make a crunchy noise and I simply could not deal.

Ooh, hey, kitty is here....maybe she'll eat it! Yay kitty, she's on my bed, she'll protect me from the spider, I hope. Kitties totally rule. 'Specially mine.

Hrm...of course as soon as I wrote that she decided to mutiny and attempt to chew my arm off and then run away. Freakjob cat. Oh well. Still love her, even if she does thing my elbow is yummy.