Adventures in Video Sales

1.The other day this kid I work with brought his little dog in while his mom was food shopping. It was fine hanging with us while we did our work and was all cute and tiny...until it pissed on the rug. I told the kid to take him outside since he was kind of acting like he still had to go....did the kid listen to me? No. And you know what happened? The damn dog took a shit on the rug while I was helping a customer. And you can be damn sure I was NOT the one cleaning up that mess.

2.I still don't understand why people RENT porn. It's community porn! Do you know how many people before you have jerked off to that exact video tape and then put it back in the case without washing their hands?! That is the reason I go to great lengths not to actually have to touch the tapes...and if I do have to, I wash my hands immediately or use a lot of hand sanitizer. And you know what I find especially odd? Guys who don't even rewind their porn and it's just stopped in the middle of the tape. What the fuck was going on that you had to stop mid-tape and couldn't even bother to rewind it?

3.The other day some kid was walking past, saw the Harry Potter poster and screamed in a really bad English accent "It's Harry Puuuttaahhh". In response to this I immediately fell to the floor laughing hysterically. And I do mean that literally. I was in the middle of picking up movies from the return box when it happened so I just sat and hid so the kid wouldn't see me laughing my ass off at him.

4.One day a man came into the store on a busy day and during one of those nice little moments of silence let one rip. And it was LOUD. No one said anything, we all did a very good job of pretending nothing had happened, but everyone knew it was him. The worst thing was that he just kept farting repeatedly. And as I am four years old, farting really makes me laugh. A lot. I was putting movies away and trying really hard to keep from exploding with laughter. When we told Kaity about it later I started laughing so hard I couldn't breathe.