Lady by my side...

Josh came home today. Hoorah!

We were lying on the couch watching TV when the kitty came over and started nudging him to pet her.

Robin: Now you got a lady on each arm.
Josh: Yeah, one's really furry.
Robin: And the other one's a cat.
Josh: ...
Josh: I was gonna say that but I didn't want to get hurt.

Oh, we are so amusing.