ATTENTION! To all readers of the blog "Diary of a TypicalBrunette", we ask that you pay attention to the following emergency announcement:

Hello all. I'd like to warn you of an imposter Robin who does rather stupid things, such as calling certain people in the middle of the night making irrational demands and acting rather like a douche-bag. That's right, a douche-bag.

Should you be approached by this imposter, please back away slowly and alert the proper authorities.

We hope to capture this imposter as soon as possible. When we do, be assured that she will be restrained and forced to watch episode after episode of Charmed and the West Wing until she is sedated enough to be transfered to the proper mental facilities.

We thank you for your time. Please continue your regular blogging.