Well, the Jewish Women of Ohio have found the perfect scheme for getting new members. They have given me a little plastic cup with my name on it and pretty stars and it's filled with candy and a flier saying I should go to their meetings. And because they know I'm Jewish they already know my huge weakness: Guilt. So by giving me these cute little things and making me feel special (it has my name on it, for Pete's sake!) I will now probably go to their next meeting. Because otherwise I'll feel guilty. 'Cause they gave me candy. And made me a cup.

So what's new with you?