The Parkway LIES

Yeah, so the parkway lied to me when I was driving back from the party at Linda's (Happy Birthday, Zoe! Even though I don't really know you very well at all and you totally don't read this, but you seem really nice anyway!) and told me that there was an exit I wanted...which there wasn't! It went to like Irvington, where I didn't want to go...and I got lost...and ended up Union...and was still lost...and ended up asking a very nice older Hispanic woman in the 24 hour CVS how to get home. And now I'm here. And very tired. G'night.