Okay, I am home and have slept all day and now can update in more detail.

So...went to visit Linda and Philippe and party. But first we watched porn bloopers. Porn is weird. The funniest one was with the chick who puked twice. Even though it was seriously nasty. But Miles thought it was the best thing ever and then got his revenge later in the evening. But I'll talk more about that later.

So we went out to some frat to party, which was incredibly awesome. I drank some punch, but only part of a cup (how much was greatly disputed, but I drank like half of mine and then some of Linda's later on). Apparently they put way more vodka in the punch than people originally anticipated because it went from "Oh, you could drink the whole cup and not feel it at all" to people getting drunk off three or four cups. I still maintain that vodka punch tastes kinda like cold medicine. But lots and lots better than beer or champagne.

So we were dancing and Linda taught me to dance, which is good 'cause I'm not good at dancing. Actually, I'm worse when Linda's there 'cause I'm highly intimidated by her awesome dance abilities. And because she's a dance nazi. But I was fine dancing eventually. And then this random guy came up behind me and started dancing with me, which was like "Whaaat?!" 'cause that's never happened to me before. Philippe tried to save me at first, but I was okay with it, until the guy started grinding a little bit too hard, and then Philippe saved me again. My (drunken) hero.

Philippe and Linda and Miles all got pretty drunk and it was hilarious. Philippe's just insane when he's drunk (but apparently he just plays it up a lot) and was going crazy and being like "I love you, man!!!" every five seconds. And then doing one of those screams like that Dean guy did. Linda was just like Linda but dizzier. And Miles was pretty much exactly the same as he was before he was drunk, but happier. Haha.

Philippe and Miles kept going drink for drink. Except the problem was that Linda and I had been the ones getting the drinks (apparently guys aren't allowed to get drinks at frats?) and since Philippe was already insanely drunk we wouldn't put as much in his cup as we'd put in Miles'. And then Philippe would finish his first and be like "Hahaha" to Miles and then Miles would be like "Oh shit!" and shotgun his too quickly for me to warn him that Philippe had less than him in his cup. Oops. I think Linda and I might have accidently given Miles alcohol poisoning. Sorry Miles.

At one point the music stopped and everyone got pretty angry. So the entire room started singing "Livin' on a Prayer" except no one knew any of the words except for the chorus. So Linda and I started singing the theme song to "Fresh Prince of Bel Air" because we are awesome and know all the words. Unfortunately no one caught on. Dumb drunk fucks.

The music came back on "Yay!" and this random guy came up and tried to dance with Linda, but she shot him down. And then I laughed. And then maybe fifteen minutes later THE SAME GUY came up behind me and tried to dance, and I shot him down too, exactly the same way Linda did. And so he wandered off all rejected and sad and we all cracked up. Poor guy. But he was pretty obnoxious. He apparently tried to kiss Zoe and she rejected him, too. Haha.

So the party ended and we started back to Linda's. Linda tried to give me a hug on the way back and accidently grabbed my boob. And Philippe thought that was fantastic. Then he started talking about how he loved everyone. And there was a really funny part that was like this:

Philippe: "Miles, you are my brother!!! I love you, man!!"
Robin: "Yeah, Miles is your brother. Your big white brother."
Philippe: "Shut up! He IS my brother!!"
Robin: "Okay, fine, but if he gets to be your brother, I get to be your sister."
Philippe: "Yes!! You ARE my sister! And I love you!!"
Miles: "And Ryan Sciano is my twin and Anna is Robin's twin and we're all a big family."
Robin: "But Philippe's adopted."
Philippe: "No I'm not, man!!! You're really my sister!!!!"

We got back to the dorm and everyone was getting ready for bed, but then Miles ran off and we realized he was in the bathroom puking his guts out (which was kinda weird 'cause he didn't seem THAT drunk, but whatever). I can say it now since everyone else has. Poor Miles. So Philippe stayed with him for awhile and Linda and I brought some water and then were outside the door waiting but Philippe told us to go.

So later I was asleep on Linda's bed and Philippe was on the computer and Miles was on the floor asleep (I offered him the bed since he was sick, but he was already asleep by the time he hit the floor so he didn't hear me and I didn't want to wake him). Miles had Zoe's pillow. And then basically what happened is he puked all over it. In his sleep. Which I now realize is seriously dangerous and kinda now scares me 'cause that coulda ended up in tragedy, but it didn't (phew). Philippe had made sure he was on his side, thank goodness. And Philippe is a very good friend because he actually cleaned up for Miles, as opposed to me who is an asshole and afraid of puke so I couldn't look in that direction for a good fifteen or twenty minutes. I could have if I had to and no one else had been there. But Philippe took charge of it, so yay Philippe, he is truly a very awesome person.

After a night of musical sleeping arrangements and using my jacket as a blanket, everyone woke up and made fun of Miles. A lot. Hee hee. For some reason the pillow case he puked on turned about three different colors. It looked like one of those litmus tests in bio. Or like he had dropped ink on the pillow and then spilled water all over it. It was pretty damn weird. We took pictures of it, and apparently Linda took pictures of us in our sleep. Boo. Bad Linda. But oh well.

Philippe and Miles and I left after a stop at Philippe's dorm for his stuff and at a dining hall for breakfast. And then I pretty much slept all day. And my mother actually didn't keep poking me to get up! Hooray!

All in all, last night was completely awesome and sooooo much fun. Yay! And gracias to Linda and Zoe for letting us all stay in their room (and for letting me borrow clothes :-D). Bye now. :-)