1. I will probably not be returning to Ohio University. Because I hate it. Because it sucks balls.

2. This will probably turn me into the black sheep of the family. Meh. I'm unique. Deal with it, fam. My dad's all "!!!!" while my mom is more "!!....I'll deal".

3. I need a job. Seriously. Give me money. Now.

4. I will be attempting to take a couple of classes at Rutgers or MSU next semester. Next year I'll hopefully be going someplace full time again. That's the long term goal.

5. My nails are all gross and cracking and shit. I need a nail clipper like NOW.