So I have to say this. In sophomore year I was really gullible and bought a Guster CD from Dan Lange. Except that he never actually gave it to me. For over two years he said to me, "You'll get it before we graduate high school, I promise!". Well guess what...I'm all nice and graduated and still no Guster CD.

Although, to give Dan credit, he apparently did get me the CD during finals. Except he never actually gave it to me. So Dan, just to let you know, I still expect my CD.

And I know just what the response to this will be....

"You'll get it before we graduate college, I promise!"