AHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Oh, the irony!

Miles, you better be reading this!!!

So yeah, while I was out taking my lifeguarding test (which I passed, more on that later) Mr. Cohen called. My mom said that she told him where I was and he said, "Oh, that's nice....too bad there's no swimming at Columbia this summer."

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Now you have to be a lowly yellow shirt like the rest of us, AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.