Tonight when I called Matt to tell him I got into Ohio University:

On the phone
Robin: I got into Ohio!
Matt: Congratulations!
Matt's brother (in the background): Congratulations!
Matt: (to brother) Do you even know what you're congratulating her on?
Matt's brother: No
Robin: Tell him I got that porn star job I wanted.
Matt: She's going to be a porn star.
Matt's brother: Oh, good for her. Tell her I'll look out for her.
Matt: (to Robin) So did you get the letter today?
Matt's brother: A ha! She got into a college!!
Robin: Tell him it's porn star college.
Matt: (to brother) She got into porn star college. And when she finishes that she's going to clown college.
Robin: Yeah, for all those people with clown fetishes.