I think a very cool job would to be a philosopher. Not the kind of philosopher who sits around debating things like "If you clap in a forrest and there's no one around to hear it, will a tree fall down?". I'd like to be the kind of philosopher who randomly spouts out wisdom that become these incredible quotes that people write down in little notebooks and stitch on pillows and samplers and put on posters with funny pictures.

That would be one of the best jobs in the world.