Mom: Robin, can you come downstairs for a minute?
Me: What's up?
Mom: Torecelli is leaving the senate race. That means we might have a republican by default, and if they win this and some more stuff that means the republicans might be in control of the senate!
Me: ....and?
Mom: It's not good!
Me: ....Oh.....Can I go back upstairs now?

We are a generation of apathy. No, wait, we're not a generation of apathy. I'M a generation of apathy.