This is so not what you were looking for....

I can't sleep. Mutherfucker.

Earlier this week in directing class I had to do a scene that this kid made up that was basically like...soft core lesbian porn..without the nakedness, of course. But seriously...I had to wear a Xena-esque costume (that belonged to the kid directing the scene, thank you) and pretend to be "secretly attracted" to this other girl. But afraid of the attraction. Seriously. And there was something about her feeding me medicine and it "dribbling on my lips"...um....I feel dirty. Really. This kid also decided to use my leg as a pillow later in the class, which, whatever, I don't care...but then he bit me. What?! Okay, it wasn't like he really bit me like I need a rabies shot, it was over my pant leg, and he didn't bite down, really, he just sort of made like he was about to bite down...but it hurt! I yelled at him and made him move, but I'm not sure he got it. And I was all freaked out the rest of the day. It wasn't a sexual thing, I'm pretty sure, 'cause I'm pretty sure this kid is gay. But seriously....if he tries any shit like that again he is definitely leaving class minus a ball....and I don't care if we have midterms, I will stop mid-test and deliver an ass kicking.

Also, I hate having to put movies back into the dirty section at work. It's so gross. I made Kaity go with me today 'cause it gives me the creeps. I've only had to do it twice, but still. I don't want to touch communal porn. I don't want to touch ANY porn. And seriously, it takes way too long to put a movie back because it's hard to figure out where it belongs considering you're so distracted by all the nastiness staring you in the face. Yech. But whatever, it's the only rather yucky thing about my job, and it's not something I have to do TOO often, so...but still..yuck.

Man, I am going to get so many hits on this entry of people looking for very dirty things. Oops. Sorry to dissappoint.

I'm gonna try and sleep now...again. Sigh. Good night.