MINE's bigger, bitch...

How much can I not stand Hilary Duff and her stupid sister in every stupid frickin' commercial they do together??

Sooooo much.

David and Joseph seem to be having some kind of "who's is bigger" contest in my comments section. Okay, maybe not, but I always wanted to accuse someone of having a "who's is bigger" contest. Okay, not really, but right NOW I feel like accusing people of having a "who's is bigger" contest. There. And how did I get involved in this Zhang Ziyi thing? Seriously. What?

Let's see how many people find my blog while searching for porn just because of that last paragraph there.

My head hurts as do my ovaries...or something around that area...ow. Oh well. Lalala.

I got a job! I think. As long as my training goes okay and stuff. Hopefully it will. Hooray for Kaity and her boytoy Clay for getting me the job! I now get to be a hot video store chick. Whooo.

Fry kissing Edna (big freaky lobster chick thing) on Futurama is one of the most disgusting things I've ever seen in animation.

Meanwhile, my response to everything that annoys me lately is "Uch, your mom." Either that or, "Eh, blow me." Which would actually be quite difficult to do, technically, but...yeah...just sharing...

I also called my old job today that I left feeling all annoyed at (the doctor's office with my yucky boss) to see if they had the amazing denim blazer that I loved. 'Cause I suddenly decided this morning that maybe I left it there. But it wasn't there. Which means it's most likely gone forever. Sigh.