Like those cats that freak out at invisible monsters...

Okay, people who are all calm and collected all the time, you seriously bother me. Because I'm totally NOT calm and collected all the time. Now you know why I liked Bridget Jones so much. She's a complete whack job, just like me. Made me feel better about my own lack of coordination. So people who can always be calm and collected and unspazlike...yo...cut it out. 'Cause all you're doing is making me seem even crazier. You little selfish bastards, just cut it out. Seriously.