America's Constantly Top Model

Warning! Talk of my bra size inside!

Gotcha...okay, no, there really is...but it'd be really funny to see your face if it really was a "Gotcha!" moment....

Man, if only I could be as hot as Tyra Banks...although it would be quite a feat, seeing as she's a 5'11" black woman with huge bazoombas and I'm a 5'4" white chick with, okay, we'll say well proportioned bazoombas. Although I guess you don't call well proportioned boobs "bazoombas". I think you can only call huge bazoombas "bazoombas". I think I've reached my "bazoombas" limit for this entry.

Speaking of which, in case you're wondering, I have the same bra size as Rachel Green. Now if you can figure that one out, you deserve to know my bra size.