Mommy, mommy, I have to go to the room where legends die...

Robin: Ow. I have lots of cuts.
Mom: From what?
Robin: Work.
Mom: Work? What's at work that can cut you?
Robin: I dunno...paper cuts and stuff....and the videos that jump off the shelves and attack me.
Mom: Are they Tom Cruise movies?
Robin: No, not yet...but they have been lookin' kinda shifty lately.

Happy 4th, lovers.