Kids songs are EEEVIL

Okay, so wait...that song "It's raining, it's pouring, the old man is snoring he went to bed and bumped his head and couldn't get up in the morning"

I just actually thought about the lyrics there....did the old man DIE?! Or fall into some coma?! What a depressing song! Poor old man.....maybe he just was really tired and slept all the way through till the afternoon....yeah...that's what happened....shhh...don't ruin my pretty mental pictures....