Update

Okay, so you know how there was supposed to be some sort of club here? Well, of course you didn't know, but there was. So last night Linda and I spent far too long trying to figure out what to wear and getting dressed, etc. Only to go to this club thing to find out it's really just a sports bar with a tiny dance floor that was only being used by like two 50 year olds. Hmm...paaarrtaaay.

Haha, recently overheard by some random kid (also from Jersey):

"Man, you shoulda seen me last night, my ass still hurts..."