Oh my goodness who CARES if Kotex wrappers are less crinkly now?! Were crinkly pad wrappers ever THAT big of a deal?! C'mon now....a pad wrapper is a pad wrapper is a pad wrapper and who gives a mother-loving SHIT if your pad wrapper crinkles?!?! Why waste your time making pad wrappers less crinkly when you could...I dunno...cure cancer or something! Jesus H. Christ!!!!

Stupid Kotex. I simply just don't understand.