It's good to know that my friends have alternate professions picked out in case they don't go to college after all:

ThisMilkIsHot (9:56:50 PM): stoooooooooopot
ThisMilkIsHot (9:56:54 PM): stoopit
TypicalBrunette (9:57:08 PM): and it's stooopid, not stoopit. stooopid.
ThisMilkIsHot (9:57:14 PM): stoopit
ThisMilkIsHot (9:57:31 PM): as in, "Whataya, stoo-pit?!"
TypicalBrunette (9:57:38 PM): stoo-pid!!
TypicalBrunette (9:57:46 PM): no one says stoo-pit
TypicalBrunette (9:57:53 PM): oh my god and we're going to college next year
ThisMilkIsHot (9:57:59 PM): not me
TypicalBrunette (9:58:15 PM): no you what?
ThisMilkIsHot (9:58:43 PM): im not going to college
TypicalBrunette (9:58:56 PM): oh really...what are you doing instead?
ThisMilkIsHot (9:59:20 PM): im going to be a professional bum
TypicalBrunette (9:59:26 PM): hehe