So Christina and I were looking for prom dresses online when she found this:



And the following conversation began:

Christinasince85 (11:31:21 PM): hell dress hell dress hell dress
Christinasince85 (11:31:27 PM): http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2815036173&category=11617
Christinasince85 (11:31:36 PM): hell dress!!!
Christinasince85 (11:32:31 PM): fucking hippie butterfly dropping acid window curtains 1960s HELL DRESS
TypicalBrunette (11:32:37 PM): AAHHHHHH
TypicalBrunette (11:32:40 PM): IT'S GOING TO EAT MY FACE
Christinasince85 (11:32:59 PM): i never thought i'd see anything THAT SCARY
TypicalBrunette (11:33:07 PM): loardy jesus
TypicalBrunette (11:33:08 PM): hahahahahaha
Christinasince85 (11:33:17 PM): and there have been 9 bids on it
TypicalBrunette (11:33:19 PM): it's like if they did joseph but made joseph female
TypicalBrunette (11:33:21 PM): hahahahahaha
Christinasince85 (11:33:25 PM): 9 people want it
Christinasince85 (11:33:29 PM): yes.
Christinasince85 (11:33:32 PM): exactly
TypicalBrunette (11:33:38 PM): "SEWN WITH LOVE ,SPRINKLED WITH MAGIC ,MADE TO CELEBRATE YOU."
Christinasince85 (11:33:39 PM): terrible dress
Christinasince85 (11:33:46 PM): HIPPIES!!!!
TypicalBrunette (11:33:52 PM): bahahahahaha
Christinasince85 (11:33:52 PM): TAKE A SHOWER!
TypicalBrunette (11:33:57 PM): AHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAH
Christinasince85 (11:34:06 PM): REMEMBER,said the WUNJO CROW
You are a SACRED BEING,
Love yourself,
Embrace your shadows and you will find joy in who you are.
TypicalBrunette (11:34:17 PM): OMG THEY'RE MULTIPLYING
TypicalBrunette (11:34:21 PM): THERE'S DOZENS OF THEM
TypicalBrunette (11:34:24 PM): RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!
Christinasince85 (11:34:27 PM): AHHH!!!
TypicalBrunette (11:34:34 PM): THEY'LL EAT YOUR SOUL!!!!
Christinasince85 (11:34:40 PM): hehe
TypicalBrunette (11:35:28 PM): i think i will post this on my blog
Christinasince85 (11:35:29 PM): they'll delve into your body to reach your innermost feelings and organs, at which point they'll feed off your emotion and live off your body until you, too, are a non-bathoing, smelly, mindless hippie
Christinasince85 (11:35:34 PM): hahaha
TypicalBrunette (11:35:35 PM): that is, if you promise not to sue me for libel