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Someone really ought to do a "Juggernaut Bitch" on Inuyasha.

I really need a haircut.

Oh, right, birthday stuff! So Sunday Kait, Clay, Brooke and I went out to celebrate my birthday. It was fantastically fun, really just an awesome night. We dressed up (for no apparent reason other than I said we should) and went bowling. We saw Taria there who is awesome and let us bowl cheap! Yay Taria! Thank you!

After bowling we went to Friday's, where those crazy pirate pictures were taken. All night Clay, Brooke, and Kait had been all excited to give me presents and I didn't really understand why they were so impatient about it until Clay pulled out a package of eyepatches and fake earrings. The rule was that we HAD to wear them while I opened my presents. AND, since I was the birthday girl, I got a blow up parrot to wear on my shoulder! It was hilarious, seriously, that moment alone made the night completely amazing. Our waitress was really nice and got quite a laugh when she came back to bring us our drinks and suddenly we all had eyepatches on.

They got me some really cool stuff. Clay got me an orange tee shirt of a guy bringing out some food and saying "Get 'Em While They're Hot!" (I described it badly, but it's a great shirt and I'm sooo not wearing it to work...I get enough comments just wearing my Elmo shirt...must save it for a night out) and a pretty sweater. Kait got me a pen which lights up and blows bubbles and has a stamp and a duck on it. GREATEST. PEN. EVER. Omg I flipped out over it. I must find something special to write with it. Heh. She also got me a really pretty necklace that went perfectly with my outfit (hooray! Kait also supplied us all with sparkly necklaces to make us feel really dressed up...they also went really well with the whole pirate theme) and a lovely CD case. And before I say what Brooke got me, lemme just explain that while we were bowling we of course made up dumb names to type in the machine, and for some reason they all decided to put me as Wonder Woman (actually, the first name they put for me was "Birfday slizut") and I couldn't for the life of me figure out why. But when I got Brooke's present it all made much more sense. She got me a piggy bank, but it's not a piggy, it's Wonder Woman!!! It's so great! I feel like I need to clean up my room just so it's respectable enough for my Wonder Woman bank. Hahah. She also got me a My Little Pony birthday card which I swooned over because I never had a My Little Pony when I was little and always wanted one (I can't believe she remembered that, haha)!

The waitress, as I said before, was really really nice. She didn't even flinch at the pirate get ups and when I told her I was going to be turning 21 in half an hour and could I maybe order my drink now (I didn't want to make everyone wait around half an hour just so I could have a drink I probably wouldn't finish when I legally turned 21 at midnight) she went "OH! Why didn't you tell me earlier?!" and ran off to get my mudslide (which was okay, but I barely drank any of 'cause I suck, heh). We left her a note saying "You are the nicest waitress EVER <3 The Pirate Table" (Kait and I have a history of leaving waitresses notes, hehe).

The night ended off with drunken Wario Ware (did I get the name right?) at Clay's house. Well, Kait and Brooke were drunk, Clay and I were perfectly goofy all on our own. That was seriously one of the funniest things EVER. Drunken Kaity is HILARIOUS. I <3 you, Kaity! And Brooke! And Clay! We ended up all pretty much sucking at the game (except Clay, who has annoying magic video game powers) and calling each other really vulgar names and it was oh so much fun.

And so, to close, here is a picture of me with my very first drink as an (almost) 21 year old (and yes, I know it looks like a bowl of ice cream, shut up):



P.S. I think I've definitely hit my limit on picture posting for about a month. Seriously, I'm such a picture whore this week. Sorry!