Tuesday, August 31, 2004

A note on Family Guy....

Liposuctioned Peter looks like a big walking penis...

Huzzah, I have recovered my underwear!

PS The underwear I was not wearing the other day...I just found it in my purse. Yahtzee*!


*where the fuck did that come from? yahtzee?

I suck at poker

Um, it's possible my cat peed on the bag that was containing my computer stuff, 'cause...yeah..ew....

I really want some fries from the diner, but I'm WAY too lazy to go get any. Somebody go get me some.

Monday, August 30, 2004

Hey David

(Why are you never online when I have things to say to you?)

Yup, I'm serious about Case Closed. It's kind of weird. I find it comforting to watch, even though it's a cartoon and about violent icky murders solved by a 6 year old. I missed the last week before they started rerunning it due to the fact that they don't have Adult Swim in the Dominican Republic. The last one I saw was the two parter with the other detective guy trying to prove he was cooler than Jimmy.

Yeah, I also have kind of an Inuyasha obsession, except it's kinda lost now that I've seen all the old episodes about three times now. And I forget to watch the new eps all the time.

And thanks to AS I know way too much about anime shows now. ie Cowboy Bebop, Trigun, even Witch Hunter Robin which really makes no sense 'cause it's way too confusing/boring, yet I watched it anyway. I'm such a nerd. IM me, we'll talk of nerdy anime things.

Sunday, August 29, 2004

I wanna be a supremodel

Oh man, New York is going to be CRAWLING with republicans next week. Guuuuh. Shudder inducing.

In other news, I continue to be COMPLETELY paranoid about EVERYTHING. I always assume people are talking about me. It kinda sucks.

Someone have a party that I can go to.

Saturday, August 28, 2004

Dear D12,

If you don't want to be seen as Eminem's back-up band, stop frickin' acting like it. Don't let him do every single lead part in your songs so that when you have to perform without him you have to follow the frickin' tape and dance around lookin' like a buncha lost little kids during the chorus.

All my love,
Robin

Why the HELL am I awake?

Friday, August 27, 2004

It's alright...'Cause there's beauty in the breakdown....

I will never understand how my mother doesn't realize certain things. Like needing to be alone. Like the last thing I want when I come home from saying goodbye to someone special is for her to be in my face. I simply want to just sit in my room playing Let Go over and over and crying or not crying or doing whatever. And I don't want to be bothered. And I don't want to be felt sorry for. And I don't want her to see me cry. Tears are private. They are mine. And I'll share them with who I want to, but I don't want to share them with her.


But I'm just being mean. All she did was knock and ask if I was okay, which is perfectly legitimate. I just...yeah...

And damn if the one time I want to post movie quotes in an away message or blog or something someone else does it right before me.

I'm not wearing underwear

1. I suddenly find myself unemployed, which is good for my sleeping habits, but bad for my bank account. Especially since it's very recently been nearly completely emptied. Eh. School starts on Wednesday and I will use the extra time to relax and get ready.

2. So, August 26 would have been my Grandpa's 77 birthday. My mom says we don't do anything to commemorate birthday's of the dead. But I think that kinda sucks. I feel like kind of an asshole, I didn't do anything like go visit his grave or light a candle or whatever stuff us Jewish people do. So I will put this out into the universe and I hope he will here it.

Happy Birthday, Grandpa, I love you.

3. Speaking of which, I totally missed Mike's birthday! HAPPY BIRTHDAY MIKE!!! Sorry I'm late, I was on a plane on your birthday, but I remember! Hope you had a great day.

3b. I'm taking an acting class this semester! I haven't done any acting things in so long. Hopefully it will be good.

4. It's really sad, but I totally have an addiction to Case Closed on Adult Swim. How silly is that?

5. My tummy kinda hurts, but I really want some cake. Off I go.

Thursday, August 26, 2004

"Someone's been pissing on my X-Box ...."

Yup....I completely loved Garden State....and will have to buy the DVD as soon as I can.

I registered for classes today! Hoorah! I was highly worried that I'd have a very hard time doing that, but it turned out to be fairly easy. I can't take Spanish, unfortunately. Being in DR really encouraged me to learn Spanish so I could go places and actually understand what people were saying. Instead I'm taking an acting class. Which is good, 'cause I think I've been punking out on acting things. I guess I'm a little nervous. The last time I was on stage I had that massive panic attack thing going, which sort of terrified me and made me really cautious about being on stage again.

I'm taking English, Math, Acting, and some criminal justice class which looked minorly interesting but really I'm just taking to have my fill of credits for the semester.

Tired now. Work tomorrow. Blech. I think I have to quit since I'll barely have any time when school starts. Hmm, that shall remain to be seen....

Tuesday, August 24, 2004

Yo, I was gonna post something witty about how I have a tan, which is like....insanely rare for me....but I'm way too tired. So I'll leave it at that. Night.

Saturday, August 21, 2004

Update

Okay, so you know how there was supposed to be some sort of club here? Well, of course you didn't know, but there was. So last night Linda and I spent far too long trying to figure out what to wear and getting dressed, etc. Only to go to this club thing to find out it's really just a sports bar with a tiny dance floor that was only being used by like two 50 year olds. Hmm...paaarrtaaay.

Haha, recently overheard by some random kid (also from Jersey):

"Man, you shoulda seen me last night, my ass still hurts..."

Wednesday, August 18, 2004

How do you say nerd in Spanish?

Here I am, in the beautiful Dominican Republic and I'm on the freakin' computer. Such a nerd. But I have nothing better to do besides go lay by the pool or on the beach, which we did this morning, and I already have the sun burn to prove it. Which is totally lame considering I was wearing SPF 30 at the time. There's lots of stuff to do tonight, including some club thing which, of course, I must get skanked out for, but for now...not so much to do. Yargh.

Anyway. DR is pretty cool so far (Does saying "DR" make anyone else think of "DDR"?). The beach is nice, although way smaller than we were expecting. It makes up for it with the really warm, pretty clean water. The hotel is awesome. They gave us some mango drink pretty much as soon as we walked in.

Everyone speaks Spanish here. Linda and I have settled pretty well into saying stuff like "Hola" and "Gracias", but we're way too wimpy too actually attempt a conversation in Spanish. 'Cause what if we try and say "The beach is beautiful today" and accidently say "Your face looks like a beautiful dog's behind"? That'd suck.

Yeah, I really have nothing very interesting to say at the moment. I feel really dumb being on the computer while I'm here. And I'd totally just get up and leave 'cause I checked my e-mail already, which was my main purpose for coming online, but I payed 3 bucks for half an hour and damn if I'm gonna waste it. I should be doing something more exotic...like watching Boy Meets World in Spanish with Linda.....which is totally hilarious 'cause she knows all the episodes so well that even though it's in Spanish and she doesn't actually understand it that well she remembers the jokes and laughs at them anyway.

Oh man, there's this little British kid here being totally obnoxious and bothering the computer guy (who has the best job here, btw, he gets to sit in the shade and play on the computer all day...he also better at speaking English than most of the people I've met here) and pretty much everyone else. He will. not. shut. up. And when he had to wait for a computer for like two minutes (this was after he'd already been on one for half an hour or so) he kept looking at my screen. Bah!

Okay, I think I shall go. Only 6 minutes left. Let's see if I run out of things to do again later. Adios.

Monday, August 16, 2004

::daydreams::

Did you know that Zach Braff, CHS graduate, has a blog?

You should also know that I officially have a crush on him simply from reading his blog. Hey..he's from around here...it could happen...

P.S. I haven't seen Garden State yet. Boooooo.

Sunday, August 15, 2004

*asterisk

Way to NOT answer me on what you think of the new pic, punks. What're y'all* good for if not to tell me how photogenic I am?

So, animals are being way spazzy lately. First, my cat peed on me. AGAIN. Yeah. Wtf, dude? This was right after she was being waaay snuggly and adorable. I totally fell for the innocent act. Mm, me thinks it's time for the vet again. The practice we go to is interesting. There's one vet who's completely awesome and tells me I look like his daughter and he takes care of all the stray cats that are around and gives them food and makes sure the kittens are healthy and stuff. Then there's a younger vet who, seriously, was maybe hitting on me last time I went? He kept asking me lots of questions, more than necessary for vet/owner small talk. Then he started acting like I was way evil 'cause we didn't have my cat on anti-depressants, which we were supposedly supposed to have her on...whaaaat?

So I think my Mom will have to take her to the vet this time, as she is the one who said she'd take car of it previously and then didn't. Mm..we'll see.

This morning

Wait...I interrupt that thought to let you all know that someone on Venture Brothers just hurled in his space helmet....ew...ewewew...

What was I saying? Eh, nothing interesting...

Oh! So I found out that apparently one of the doctors I work for was previously a neighbor of my grandmother's. I used to share kit-kat's with his son when I was at my Grandma's house. The best part is that he saved her life once when she had a gallbladder thing and had passed out in her apartment or something, he found her and got her to the hospital. So now on Monday I must go and tell him about this and thank him for saving my Grandma. 'Cause she's crazy, but I love her and don't want bad things to happen to her ever.

And now I'm tired....so now, sleepy time. G'night.

*heh, I said y'all....

Friday, August 13, 2004

...and need a friend....

I just realized that the title of the last post sounds like The Jesus....except I meant Jersey....heh.

Is the new pic showing up? And if it is...whaddya think?

Thursday, August 12, 2004

The JC

The title makes sense I swear, so hush....

So McGreevey's resigning 'cause he's gay and had an affair with a dude....how twisted is that?! It's like the Jersey government turned into an HBO series. C-razy.

See if he was just gay and resigning 'cause of that, that'd be uncool, 'cause you can totally be governor and be gay at the same time. But I guess I can understand resigning because of the affair part. That could make life sucktastic for your family and stuff.

But I just learned all this from a commercial and went "BUUHH?!?!"

Sunday, August 08, 2004

Everything I learned....

I found out that Toby reads my blog! Hi Toby! (I told her I'd say that). Also, I found out that we have matching arm freckles. Weird, no?

Saturday, August 07, 2004

Mm. Stinky.

Man, I hate when I get like this. Today started off looking like it might be good, I got up earlier than I thought I would and had a nice little breakfast. Then I went out shopping with my mom and it pretty much went downhill. I pretty much wasted the day shopping for something I didn't need and I could have spent the day doing way more productive things. And now my plans for tonight kinda fell through so I'm just sitting around all alone since my parents are at some show or something. So I'm lonely and feeling sorry for myself and basically being hormonal and icky. Mm. Stinky.

Titles go here...

Tomorrow I am going to a tea party! Whee! It's at Diane's, so it HAS to be fun. There's gonna be CROQUET, for Pete's sake. I mean, I don't know what croquet is exactly, and I'm bound to make a fool out of myself trying to play it, but who cares, I'm a 19 year old in a pretty dress and a big hat going to a tea party like a little girl, except with real people instead of dolls! I'm gonna dress up and wear the dress I got today for going to the Dominican Republic. And possibly a giant hat. I'm thinking Jessica Simpson at the Kentucky Derby....yeah...I watch too much MTV.

I've actually started reading stuff again. Hooray. I've also been spending way too much money on clothes lately. No good. Today I went to the Short Hills mall with my mother to look for a pretty dress only to be attacked by pretty things that cost more money than my house. Le sigh. When we went to walk into Bloomingdales we saw a LIMO sitting outside. Who takes a LIMO to the mall? Psh, crazy rich people. I was hoping maybe it was someone famous who was either in a really good mood or really drunk and giving out money to everyone they saw, so that I could get free money and get the pretty dress I saw in Guess (I nearly called up Linda to yell at her for being able to get stuff in there and I couldn't even get a stupid pretty dress, because I am a little whiny jealous bastard.). But alas...no free money.

I did see really obnoxious rich 13 year olds, though. Lord those chicks are a pain in the ass. 1. They scream really loudly in public just to say something to their friend right next to them. 2. They do it in a section of the mall that's really weird acoustically and everything echos and seems louder. 3. They do it while I have cramps, therefore they must die. Oh, also, they slide down the little side things next to the stairs. 'Cause they're way mature. Little rich punks. If they want to be so annoying they should at least give me some of their money for having to deal with it.

Yeah. I have cramps. I have to go. Bye.

Tuesday, August 03, 2004

Dear Avril...

Dear Avril,

After hearing your latest single I'm afraid I must inform you that you can't rhyme "dead" with "dead". Please review your 2nd grade English. And cut it out with the red eyeshadow. It's just not attractive.

All my love,
Robin

Sunday, August 01, 2004

Rainy days and Sundays....

Sundays make me lonely...

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